I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.

I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.

I think being an outsider in general always helps you in comedy. I think it helps to have an outsider's eye. And so I have an outsider's voice. You know, as soon as I start talking, I don't belong here. And I think that helps in a way.

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.