I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

Net neutrality: The only two words that promise more boredom in the English language are 'featuring Sting,'

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

According to current Florida law you can get a gun, follow an unarmed minor, call the police, have them explicitly tell you to stop following [the minor] and choose to ignore that, keep following the minor, get into a confrontation with them, and if at any point during that process you get scared you can shoot the minor to death, and the state of Florida will say, 'Well, look: you did what you could.'

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.