There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

You don't really know when stand-up material is TV ready; it's just at what point you're willing to let it go and not work on it anymore. I'm not sure there is a point at which you think: 'And that is finished.'

When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.

You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.