There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don't think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.

There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.