There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

The poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, you’ve probably already done something very, very wrong.

I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show', I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson.

I do one accent - my own. I can make it louder or quieter. That is the sum total of my vocal range. I thought I could do an American accent until I tried it in front of an American - the expression of horror is still burnt onto my retinas.