By any rational metric, I am boring.

I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!

It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.

My family are from Liverpool, so I have some twang there - I have a Midlands accent, and I was raised about an hour north of London, so my voice is a mess. Although, to American ears, it sounds like the crisp language of a queen's butler.

I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State.

By any rational metric, I am boring.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.