I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.

Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.

As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say there is no history of racial tension here, because that sentence has never been true anywhere on Earth.

The poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, you’ve probably already done something very, very wrong.

People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.

I would hate to meet myself at 15.

I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.