I'm British; pessimism is my wheelhouse.

I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.

British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death.

It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be.

As a general rule, no one should ever be allowed to say there is no history of racial tension here, because that sentence has never been true anywhere on Earth.

I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.

Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'