When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.

When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.

I get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.

There are so many low points with stand-up. You are perpetually humiliated, so it doesn't really matter anymore. I don't have any dignity left to lose. An audience can’t hurt you anymore when you’ve been completely dismantled.