The disconnect between America and its military is shocking.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.

If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.

Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!