There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.

I don't think I'm identified as the anchorman, I think I'm identified as the impostor anchorman - there's a very clear line there ... I don't think it changes the way they respond.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy.