Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.
We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.
I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.
I'm British. I don't really have access to my emotions on a daily basis.
Americans just don't understand dry wit.
Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things you could conceive, and there's just no shortcut - you just have to do it.