Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.

My family are from Liverpool, so I have some twang there - I have a Midlands accent, and I was raised about an hour north of London, so my voice is a mess. Although, to American ears, it sounds like the crisp language of a queen's butler.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

If your name is Sepp, at the bare minimum you’ve strangled someone in a bar fight.

You don't need people’s opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: ‘Which number is bigger, 15 or 5?’ or ‘Do owls exist?’ or ‘Are there hats?'

If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.

Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.