Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.

Americans just don't understand dry wit.

I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

I watch one news channel until my soul can't take it anymore. It's the background of my life.

Welcome to The Daily Show, I'm John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness.