Southern people are bigger-hearted and kinder than I had any right to expect.

Politicians don't really bring up religion in England.

I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.

When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing.

If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.

I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.