Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.

Democracy is like a tambourine, not everyone can be trusted with it.

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.