You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.

If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual.

It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be.

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

The poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, you’ve probably already done something very, very wrong.

Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.