Veterans' issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.

Wow. Losing 95 percent of your audience in just five years. That basically makes Obama the NBC of presidents.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.

Americans just don't understand dry wit.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

If you’re asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion.