Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.
John OliverWhen you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.
John OliverWhatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
John Oliver