I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.