I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.

We in Britain stopped evolving gastronomically with the advent of the pie. Everything beyond that seemed like a brave, frightening new world. We knew the French were up to something across the Channel, but we didn't want anything to do with it.

I can't relax. I find vacations problematic.

I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

Iran is the middle child of the Axis of Evil. Iraq is the oldest child and gets the lion's share of the attention, and North Korea is the crazy baby.