I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.

I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.

People are friendlier in New York than London.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

When I heard that Hitler had problems with flatulence, it's funny. What - does that make him a funny man? No. It means he had funny moments when his rear end was speaking louder than his mouth.

I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.