Americans just don't understand dry wit.

I feel non-stop Brit shame!

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.

It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.