Americans just don't understand dry wit.

People in Britain see Richard Quest as a kind of an offensive cartoon character.

I don't think I'm identified as the anchorman, I think I'm identified as the impostor anchorman - there's a very clear line there ... I don't think it changes the way they respond.

The Confederate flag is one of those things that should only be seen on t-shirts, belt buckles and bumper stickers to help the rest of us identify the worst people in the world.

When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking.

When you do stand-up, you're just concerned with trying to leave with some semblance of human dignity at the end of your performance.

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.