I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.

I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.

When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.