We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.

The poverty line is like the age of consent: if you find yourself parsing exactly where it is, you’ve probably already done something very, very wrong.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

My family are from Liverpool, so I have some twang there - I have a Midlands accent, and I was raised about an hour north of London, so my voice is a mess. Although, to American ears, it sounds like the crisp language of a queen's butler.

Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it’s actually more like raisins into a cookie - because nobody f-‍-‍-ing wants them there.

There is no greater anesthetic than sport.

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.