We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound.

Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things you could conceive, and there's just no shortcut - you just have to do it.

If you’ve been here, in New York, it has been dominated by the UN General Assembly, the annual event where delegates come from all over the world to f*** up this city’s traffic.

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery.

I care about facts the way I care about oxygen and imbibing enough water a day to live.