Whatever the occasion, [the Queen] has a face which demonstrably says 'I don't give a royal s**t.'
There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.
I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.
By any rational metric, I am boring.
I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy.
When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.