I would hate to meet myself at 15.

I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things.

Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels.

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

It really helps a comedian to be an outsider.

The British press are a group of unremitting scumbags. And sometimes they use that scumbaggery to good ends, and often not.

You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is literally your job.