I have a green card now, but they can take that away, yeah, they can take that away at any moment. So please don't; please let me keep it.
John OliverOnce you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.
John OliverI get nostalgic for British negativity. There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. When you go back to Britain, everybody is just running everything down. It's like whatever the opposite of a hug is.
John Oliver