Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.

If you want to do something evil, put it inside something boring.

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't even commit to being uncommitted.

I care about facts the way I care about oxygen and imbibing enough water a day to live.

You know that things are not going well when you lose the moral high ground to a TMZ reporter.

Everybody should care about facts. That is something all of us should agree on.

Mr. President, no one is saying you broke any laws, we're just saying it's a little bit weird you didn't have to.