Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.

I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.

I do not want to leave in [U.S.] ... I cannot make that clear enough to immigration authorities who may be listening to this interview. I don't want to leave, so please don't make me.

Congratulations, Congress! 77% disapproval rating! You may be about to become the English language's most offensive C-word.

I think I'm just a summer fling that people will soon forget.

Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts.

I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression.