I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.

Egyptian President Sadat had a belly dancer entertain President Nixon at a state dinner. Mr. Nixon was really impressed. He hadn't seen contortions like that since Rose Mary Woods.

I think students ought to have the right to protest, but not to the point of anarchy.

I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.

I can't say I ever wanted to become an entertainer. I already was one, sort of-around the house, at school, doing my magic tricks, throwing my voice and doing Popeye impersonations. People thought I was funny; so I kind of took entertaining for granted It was inevitable that I'd start giving little performances.