I owe one thing to my public - the best performance I can give.
Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.
Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
You become successful, the way I see it, only if you're good enough to deliver what the public enjoys. If you're not, you won't have any audience; so the performer really has more to do with his success than the public does.
That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.
People are hypocrites. If you ask them what they want to see on TV, they'll tell you they want better quality programming. And then what do they watch? 'Gilligan's Island.'