Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Everybody I meet in public seems to want to audition for me. If I ask a guy what time it is, he'll sing it to me.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.

What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.