The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.
Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.