I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.

The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.

There are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else.

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

I'm not one of those who spring up yelling, "Yippee! Another day!" I'll grumble and sulk around a couple of hours, reading newspapers and trying to pick out an idea I might do something with on the show. But I don't really start functioning until noon or later; then about two I go to the studio and the pace begins to quicken.

I work because I enjoy what I'm doing, and the fact that I make money at it - big money - is a fine-and-dandy side fact.