I hear that whenever someone in the White House tells a lie, Nixon gets a royalty.

How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?

Your chances of getting hit by lighting go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck!!

Audiences have proved time and again that they don't want a steady diet of any entertainer airing his social views - especially if he's a comedian.

What's all this fuss about plutonium? How can something named after a Disney character be dangerous?

Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.

The closest thing to Roseanne Barr's singing the national anthem was my cat being neutered.