The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear.

I feel the one sensible thing you can do is try to live in a way that pleases you. If you don't hurt anybody else, what you do is your own business.

I never analyze it. Analyzing it would just be a waste of time. I just go out and do it.

The vast majority of us don't want to face the fact that we're in the middle of a sweeping social revolution. In sex. In spiritual values. In opposition to wars no one wants. In opposition to government big-brotherhood. In civil rights. In basic human goals. They're all facets of a general upheaval.

I've worked ever since I was a kid with a two-bit kit of magic tricks trying to improve my skills at entertaining whatever public I had - and to make myself ready, whenever the breaks came, to entertain a wider and more demanding public.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.