The price of Christmas toys is outrageous - a hundred dollars, two hundred dollars for video games for the youngsters. I remember a Christmas years ago when my son was a kid. I bought him a tank. It was about a hundred dollars, a lot of money in those days. It was the kind of tank you could actually get inside and ride in. He played in the box it came in. It taught me a very valuable lesson. Next year he got a box. And I got a hundred dollars' worth of scotch.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace.

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there.

The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.