If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?
As for being sociable, I hate the phoniness in the showbiz world. I know this will be taken wrong, but I don't like clubs and organizations. I was never a joiner.
I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles.
Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.