Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.
NBC's a little jealous of CNN correspondent Wolf Blitzer. They want to get a reporter with a macho-sounding name too, so they're changing Irving R. Levine's name to Scud Shrapnel.