Only lie about the future.
The best way to thaw a frozen turkey? Blow in it's ear.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
The only issue cash presents you is the independence of not stressing about funds.
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
That would have been a great ticket, Reagan and Ford - an actor and a stuntman.