It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with sexual hang-ups.

I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat!

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

I have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time.