I get sick of that old rationalization, "We're staying together because of the children." Kids couldn't be more miserable living with parents who can't stand each other. They're far better off if there's an honest, clean divorce.
Johnny CarsonDemocracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.
Johnny CarsonDemocracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto. Usually a mop or a leaf blower.
Johnny CarsonHappiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
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