It's the lack of this kind of open and honest education about sex that causes so many kids to grow up with sexual hang-ups.

How much of the national news that you report to the public each night consists of information you've actually gone out and dug up on your own?

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

People are hypocrites. If you ask them what they want to see on TV, they'll tell you they want better quality programming. And then what do they watch? 'Gilligan's Island.'

The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.

I know a guy who gave up smoking cigarettes, consuming, sex, and wealthy meals.