From the time I was a little kid, I was always shy. Performing was when I was outgoing. So I guess I am a loner. I get claustrophobia if a lot of people are around.

Happiness is seeing your son drafted the same day he's been accepted to an expensive college.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Despite the fact that computer speeds are measured in nanoseconds and picoseconds - one billionth and one trillionth of a second, respectively - the smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

Happiness is.....finding two olives in your martini when youre hungry.

We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style.