From the time I was a little kid, I was always shy. Performing was when I was outgoing. So I guess I am a loner. I get claustrophobia if a lot of people are around.

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy.

There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better."

If God didn't want man to hunt, He wouldn't have given us plaid shirts.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

Happiness is being served with a paternity suit on your 75th birthday.

I have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time.