It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".
Johnny CarsonThere are very few Japanese Jews. As a result, there is no Japanese word for Alan King.
Johnny CarsonTalking about sexual morality, I wouldn't agree that it's declining, but it's certainly changing. Young and old, we are very much in the process of taking a fresh look at the whole issue of morality. The only decline that's taking place - and it's about time - is in the old puritanical concept that sex is equated with sin.
Johnny Carson