I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

Adults ask questions as a child does. When you stop wondering, you might as well put your rocker on the front porch and call it a day.

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.

Maybe we should hold the next [Olympic] games in Afghanistan and hope the Soviets pull out of that one too.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

I don't run with anybody's herd. I don't like crowds. I don't like going to fancy places. I don't like the whole nightclub scene. Cocktail parties drive me mad. So I do my job and I stay away from the rest of it.