I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

Ronald Reagan just signed the new tax law. But I think he was in Hollywood too long. He signed it, 'Best wishes, Ronald Reagan.'

Like their parents, kids flock to see James Bond and Derek Flint movies - outrageously antiheroic heroes who break all the taboos, making attractive the very things the kids are told they shouldn't do themselves.

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead.