I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

Maybe we should hold the next [Olympic] games in Afghanistan and hope the Soviets pull out of that one too.

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

I don't think it's you that changes with success - it's the people around you who change. Because of your new status, they change in relation to you.

We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style.

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike communism, democracy does not mean having just one ineffective political party; it means having two ineffective political parties.