They say atomic rad-i-ation can hurt your reproductive organs. My answer is, so can a hockey stick. But we don't stop building them.
Johnny CarsonIt was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself".
Johnny CarsonEverybody I meet in public seems to want to audition for me. If I ask a guy what time it is, he'll sing it to me.
Johnny Carson