Whatever you do, you're going to be criticized.
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.
We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style.
The good news is that the president gets another chance. The bad news is that he'll be two weeks older.
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
You become successful, the way I see it, only if you're good enough to deliver what the public enjoys. If you're not, you won't have any audience; so the performer really has more to do with his success than the public does.