Despite the fact that computer speeds are measured in nanoseconds and picoseconds - one billionth and one trillionth of a second, respectively - the smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.

The Champagne they have stored is getting more valuable every year.

I have an ego like anybody else, but I don't need to be stoked by going before the public all the time.

As long as I don't commit any crimes, you have no right to judge me except by my performance as a professional. On that level, you're welcome to think whatever you want about me.

We're more effective than birth control pills.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.