It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.
Johnny VegasI am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.
Johnny VegasI used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.
Johnny VegasWriting a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things.
Johnny Vegas