With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

I've always been looking for other people's approval.

I struggle as a writer, and I'm convinced that if I was at school now, I'd be termed as having ADS. Two minutes and I'm drifting.

I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

I've got my finger in a lot of pies.