Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things.

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

I've always been looking for other people's approval.