I focus on the task and try and do it as best we can. And we're constantly evolving it, because it's my way of trying to make sense of all these ambivalent feelings I have.

People! Take to the streets and scream 'BE REASONABLE!'

I have not moved out of the comedian's box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.

When the court that handpicked you to be president tells you you've overstepped your bounds, you've overstepped your bounds.

High school. You know, people say, 'I'll never do so-and-so again' - then they do it. So what? Sometimes somebody has crack, and you're looking to stay awake.

Christmas and the New Year are actually two holidays, so there is a plural, which in the English language necessitates the use of the letter "S." Now, I suppose you could say "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year" but you probably have sh*t to do.

Here it is. My moment of zen.