Even if the flag burning amendment does become law, the larger problem will remain of how to respectfully dispose of older, tattered flags. Well, fortunately the U.S. official Flag Code has a suggestion about this. "The flag, when it is in such a condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem of display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning." Owwwwcchh. In response, the House Republicans are calling for tattered flags to be kept alive via a feeding tube.

Sometimes it's hard to face your own...life.

Our show is obviously at a disadvantage with any of the other news shows we're competing against. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility, we are ... well, oddly enough we're about even.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?

Honestly, folks, I think my brain is broken.

My friend Bill O’Reilly is completely full of sh*t.