It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a elephant, but we can't dodge a fly.

When you do laugh, open your mouth wide enough for the noise to get out without squealing, throw your head back as though you were going to be shaved, hold on to your false hair with both hands and then laugh till your soul gets thoroughly rested.

Theory looks well on paper, but does not amount to anything without practice.

Faith is the soul riding at anchor.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Some folks as they grow older grow wise but most folks simply grow stubborner.

The truly innocent are those who not only are guiltless themselves but who think others are.