Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.
One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.