If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.
If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."
Don't make a cemetery of your life by burying your talents.