Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.
One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.
Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."