If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."

Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.

I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.

The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.