If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.

There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory

Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!

If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.