Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory
If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.
Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.