If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."
If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory