Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
It's your life; live it well.
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."