I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.