It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.