It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

Every step starts with a step.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.