If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

My brain's just full of passwords.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.