Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

Knowledge is almost annoying.

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.