I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
Karl PilkingtonThe reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
Karl PilkingtonYou know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
Karl PilkingtonI say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.
Karl Pilkington