I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.

By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.