If you can't do it, don't do it.
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.
From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.