That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

You never see an old man eating a Twix

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.