That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.