Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.
If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?
We all just want to sit on our ass.
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.